Success Ain't No River In Egypt

One of my favorite ways of keeping myself from being successful is to reward myself for my success in advance with whatever it is that I need to avoid in order to succeed. It feels good to get the early reward, and most importantly, it keeps all those goals out there for you. A man needs to have goals, so I don't think it's very wise to go around accomplishing them willy nilly.

During the first half of the Bulls game tonight I was going to figure out how to do some essential blog-related things (things like link to other blogs and put pictures in my posts, etc.), but I told myself that since I had done such a swell job of typing random bullshit and posting it on this blog last night that I was officially a blogger and therefore shouldn't sweat learning how to do these essential blog-related things, because these are things that bloggers (like me) know how to do. So I watched the game, got angry, forgot the rules of grammar, and then typed some more random bullshit on this blog.

Happily, my anger is starting to give way to a sort of irritated sleepiness, but I still don't know how to do any of these essential blog-related things.

I do, however, have a goal for tomorrow.

PS: Does anybody have any other favorite ways to avoid success? I hear that just sitting around smoking pot all the time is pretty cool.